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WHAT WOULD JESUS SHOOT?
Oh ye of little faith, fat rich and famous pharisee preachers asking what kind of SUV I'd drive, and caring not about my weapon of choice, or the Christian right to bear arms to blow away anybody who gets in the way, you talk about road rage, you talk about going postal, why I got rage. Yea, I got postal. Whoa, I gotta lot more than that. So go ahead. Ask me what would Jesus shoot. Make my day. Or maybe launch? Verily, I have said that the meek shall inherit the earth, but that was a looooong time ago, when there was no tv, no 9 to 5, no layoffs, no golden parachutes, no infidels; there were no AK-47s, no grenades, no rocket launchers, no smart missiles, no nothing. We had clouds and slingshots, basically, and some shekels if we slaved. But that was before the constitution hardwired the right to bear arms, so forget about meek. Forget about inheriting. We're gonna take the earth, keep those infidels hands off it. It's my Dad's place anyway. So what do I shoot? I kind of like the Glock myself, though the Walther has its points, as far as concealment goes, and then there's the good old reliable .45, got real stopping power; but the Magnum 44-- whoa!! Fits right in a quick-release clip on the door of my US-made full option bigwheel SUV, and the double-barreled goes right over the day/nightscope 30-6 in the window rack. All US made. Now that's what I call meek! And check out this rocket launcher, fits in a briefcase! And you can add nucular. Say, did you know that after he wrote the Bible, my Dad wrote the Constitution?
WHAT WOULD JESUS SHOOT?
Oh ye of little faith, fat rich and famous pharisee preachers asking what kind of SUV I'd drive, and caring not about my weapon of choice, or the Christian right to bear arms to blow away anybody who gets in the way, you talk about road rage, you talk about going postal, why I got rage. Yea, I got postal. Whoa, I gotta lot more than that. So go ahead. Ask me what would Jesus shoot. Make my day. Or maybe launch? Verily, I have said that the meek shall inherit the earth, but that was a looooong time ago, when there was no tv, no 9 to 5, no layoffs, no golden parachutes, no infidels; there were no AK-47s, no grenades, no rocket launchers, no smart missiles, no nothing. We had clouds and slingshots, basically, and some shekels if we slaved. But that was before the constitution hardwired the right to bear arms, so forget about meek. Forget about inheriting. We're gonna take the earth, keep those infidels hands off it. It's my Dad's place anyway. So what do I shoot? I kind of like the Glock myself, though the Walther has its points, as far as concealment goes, and then there's the good old reliable .45, got real stopping power; but the Magnum 44-- whoa!! Fits right in a quick-release clip on the door of my US-made full option bigwheel SUV, and the double-barreled goes right over the day/nightscope 30-6 in the window rack. All US made. Now that's what I call meek! And check out this rocket launcher, fits in a briefcase! And you can add nucular. Say, did you know that after he wrote the Bible, my Dad wrote the Constitution?
posted by Robert Brady at
4:54 PM
